A Belgian Roadtrip
In April 2023 (yes, it’s been a while and I still have some backlog of more places…) it was time for another short roadtrip through Europe, following trips to Luxembourg, San Marino, Slovenia, and a few more places over the years. This time, the German Autobahn took us to Belgium, with a plan to see some of the most well-known cities and sights in this not-so-large country famous for beers, fries, and waffles - what’s not to like (well - beer for me, but the rest is highly appreciated)!
The goal was rather ambitious. In just four days, we wanted to cover three cities and three sights around them. For this reason, I apologise in advance that this blog may lack a bit of a coherent story as I try to capture some essence of all these places…
Brussels
We arrived in Brussels - or rather, the City of Brussels in the namesake region - located pretty much in the centre of the country after an (unintentional!) drive along a few very questionable roads, where the windows were glowing red, daylight or not be damned.
The Grand Place
The 15th century gothic town hall on the main square during a quiet early morning. It’s a Unesco World Heritage site. There is a distinct lack of symmetry of the front arches, the tower, and the facade, and legend has it the architect committed suicide after discovering this issue, but the reality was probably rooted in pragmatic choices during the build phases rather than a mistake.
Although the town hall is the only remaining medieval structure of the Grand-Place, its neighbours are equally architecturally interesting - many of these baroque buildings are in fact private houses, while others are guild halls.
Other than its beautiful facades, Brussels also features more questionable sights - the Little Pissing Man and the counterpart Little Pissing Joan are among those. The former being the original and something of a landmark in Belgium, with countless legends and stories surrounding its 400 year existence. The latter is a 1987 addition, and the artist once - jokingly or not - said it was a matter of gender equality. In 1999, a pissing bronze dog was added in the city as well, I visited and took a photo, but let’s say its artistic value is low and I want to keep this blog at a reasonably length… By now it’s just cats that must feel left out (or stand above such trivial displays of public indecency).
The Atomium
Admittedly the sight I was most excited to visit during this trip (aside from Waffles) was the centrepiece of the 1958 Brussels World's Fair and now the country’s most visited attraction. Although the original plan for the entire 102m structure to rest only on the central column turned out to be optimistic, it is still an impressive piece of architecture. Oddly, it was meant to only last for the period of the World Expo, but due to its popularity the authorities kept delaying its dismantling, finally deciding to retain it - a renovation in the mid 2000s refurbished the entire structure for a longer lifespan.
Six of the spheres are accessible to the public via elevators and escalators and used for exhibitions, audiovisual installations, and events - the ongoing installation had a very cool futuristic vibe and ethereal type music with some techno and trance elements, the composer of which I managed to find after some research.
Until 2015, the Atomium and its copyright society held a controversial policy forbidding even private individuals to show photos of the Atomium to anyone, which was finally overturned with the introduction of the Freedom of Panorama provision in Belgium.
Halle Gate
Brussels’ 14th-century fortified city gate looks like a small castle and houses a museum largely dedicated to its history and armed conflicts.
Although Brussels is home to the European Parliament I didn’t spend any time in the so-called European district other than driving through. Next up, we left towards Gent, with an early morning stop in the famous Hallerbos forest, owing to its carpet of bluebell flowers meant to bloom around this time of the year. Well, supposedly, but it seems they were a little late that year, and the rainy weather also didn’t help with the atmosphere.
Ghent features the tallest belfry in Belgium, seen here in the distance on the right, with Saint Nicholas Church in the foreground.
Facades in an around the “Markt” area, the Bruges’ central square, originally established around the 11th century, when Bruges became the capital of the County of Flanders. Today it’s still the main city of the West Flanders province in the Flemish region of Belgium.
Religious Artifacts
Bruges is also home to a number of coveted religious artifacts, the primary one located in the Basilica of the Holy Blood, seen on the right: It houses the relic of the Holy Blood, brought to the city as part of the crusades in 1150. It’s one of a few such proclaimed relics containing traces of the blood of Jesus, mostly lacking veracity as to their authenticity (either way). The vial seen on the left is shown to the public for a few minutes daily and contains a cloth that shows drops of blood allegedly coming from Jesus Christ.
Following the trail of the relic takes you down a curious path - its home plays a role in the movie “In Bruges”, but the actual filming location in the movie was a private church shown below, resembling the footprint of Jerusalem’s Church of the Holy Sepulchre.
Madonna & Child
Continuing with another piece of historic significant, the gothic Church of Our Lady is home to the only Michelangelo statue taken out of Italy while he was alive: the white marble sculpture of the Madonna and Child created around 1504. Its backstory is quite interesting, as it was twice recovered after being looted by foreign occupiers (the French and the Nazis).
Some sources attribute the longest underground navigable river in the world to the caves, but I suspect there might be some caveats to this, given its competitors in Mexico and the Philippines. Regardless, the many stalagmites and stalactite formations and the boat trip through the narrow 700m long Rubicon river are a worthwhile experience.
And that’s the end of a 5 days roadtrip from the south of Germany through some of the major cities and sights of Belgium.